Too Much Chocolate

A young kid is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.

The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating too much chocolate is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and one years old”.

The man replies, “And he ate as much chocolate as you?”

“No” says the boy, “He minded his own damn business.”

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