What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Tag: Sports
Never Married
Why do tennis players never get married?
Because love means nothing to them.
Skiing Spark Plug
Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
The view was shocking.
Running Cinderella
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
The Difference
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes WHACK! … “Darn”.
A bad skydiver goes “Darn” … WHACK!
Soccer Stadium
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Stadium Fans
Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.