What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Why do tennis players never get married?
Because love means nothing to them.
Why was the skiing spark plug in awe?
The view was shocking.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes WHACK! … “Darn”.
A bad skydiver goes “Darn” … WHACK!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.