It was my first day at a new school and I wanted to make sure nobody would pick on me so I walked up to the biggest bully I could find and punched him in the face. From that day forward, everyone knew not to mess with the new principal.
What’s the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
A philosophy student asks you why you want fries with that.
Thank you student loans for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
What did the arts major say to the business major?
Can I take your order.
How do you get an art school graduate off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.
Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
Why did the chalkboard want to be a whiteboard?
It heard they were remarkable!