I kind of think Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Donald Trump but I really should not compare apples to oranges.
Veganism is like Communism.
They are both fine, unless you like food.
Everyone should have known communism would fail.
There were a lot of red flags.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
When my parents told me that anyone could become president, I didn’t realize it was a warning.
What is the difference between flying pigs and politicians?
The letter F.
What is the first step in fixing government?
Try turning it off and turning it back on again.
Communism sounds good on paper.
Unless you are reading a history book.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it.
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”