What does a vegan zombie like to eat?
Graaaaains.
What does a vegan zombie like to eat?
Graaaaains.
Why couldn’t Mrs. Dracula ever get a good nights sleep?
Because of Dracula’s coffin.
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.
During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I am a little more open minded.
Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
He was a numbskull.
What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
Coffee and a mop.
So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I’ll kill myself next year.
Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
To lift his spirits!
Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.