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Vegan Zombie

What does a vegan zombie like to eat?

Graaaaains.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Dracula’s Coffin

Why couldn’t Mrs. Dracula ever get a good nights sleep?

Because of Dracula’s coffin.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Corny Jokes

Witch Baseball

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?

Their bats flew away.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Pun Jokes

Don’t Believe in Ghosts

During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I am a little more open minded.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Sleep Skeleton

Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?

He was a numbskull.

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Pun Jokes

Starbucks Skeleton

What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?

Coffee and a mop.

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Clean Jokes

Halloween Ghost

So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I’ll kill myself next year.

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Bad Jokes

Ghost Elevator

Why did the ghost ride the elevator?

To lift his spirits!

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Pun Jokes

Haunted Pancakes

Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes

Vampire Snowman

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Posted on August 31, 2017 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Pirate Jokes

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