What does a vegan zombie like to eat?
Graaaaains.
Tag: Halloween
Dracula’s Coffin
Why couldn’t Mrs. Dracula ever get a good nights sleep?
Because of Dracula’s coffin.
Witch Baseball
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.
Don’t Believe in Ghosts
During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I am a little more open minded.
Sleep Skeleton
Why did the skeleton sleep in the snow last night?
He was a numbskull.
Starbucks Skeleton
What did the skeleton order at Starbucks?
Coffee and a mop.
Halloween Ghost
So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I’ll kill myself next year.
Ghost Elevator
Why did the ghost ride the elevator?
To lift his spirits!
Haunted Pancakes
Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
Vampire Snowman
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.