What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
Tag: Cow
Broke Horns
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their “horns” don’t work!
Earthquake Cows
What happens to cows during an earthquake?
They make milkshakes.
No Milk
What do you call a cow that can’t produce any milk?
A milk dud.
Smart Cow
What did they do with the cow that learned the whole Bible?
Put it out to Pastor!
Charging Bull
How do you keep a bull from charging?
By canceling its credit card.
Mexican Cow
What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
MOO-chachos.
The Rancher
How does a Rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a “COW”culater.
Dud Bomb
What do you call a bomb that doesn’t explode, but lands on a cow?
A milk dud.