My wife was drunk one night and told me that I could tie her up and do anything I wanted.
So I tied her up and went fishing.
Category: Sexist Jokes
Women and Coffee
I like my women like I like my coffee.
From a third world country and at a reasonable price.
10 Beers
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 10 beers.
Silent Treatment
My wife hasn’t said a word to me in a week.
The best part is, she thinks it is punishment.
Marry Her
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
New Pug
I bought a pug for my wife.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.
Box of Chocolates
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate.
They will kill your dog.
No Advice Needed
What did got create man before he created woman?
He didn’t want to have to listen to any advice.
New Issues
My wife is like a newspaper, there is a new issue every single day.
Pregnant Girlfriend
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I started crying.
I know what it is like to grow up without a father.