What does every woman in the world want?
Nothing, they’re fine.
What does every woman in the world want?
Nothing, they’re fine.
My wife was drunk one night and told me that I could tie her up and do anything I wanted.
So I tied her up and went fishing.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
From a third world country and at a reasonable price.
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 10 beers.
My wife hasn’t said a word to me in a week.
The best part is, she thinks it is punishment.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
I bought a pug for my wife.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate.
They will kill your dog.
What did got create man before he created woman?
He didn’t want to have to listen to any advice.
My wife is like a newspaper, there is a new issue every single day.