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Category: Sexist Jokes

What Women Want

What does every woman in the world want?

Nothing, they’re fine.

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Posted on January 22, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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All Tied Up

My wife was drunk one night and told me that I could tie her up and do anything I wanted.

So I tied her up and went fishing.

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Posted on December 11, 2018December 11, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Women and Coffee

I like my women like I like my coffee.

From a third world country and at a reasonable price.

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Posted on November 14, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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10 Beers

What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 10 beers.

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Posted on October 13, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Silent Treatment

My wife hasn’t said a word to me in a week.

The best part is, she thinks it is punishment.

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Posted on September 30, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Marry Her

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry her.

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Posted on September 19, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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New Pug

I bought a pug for my wife.

Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.

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Posted on September 10, 2018 by Jokes 2 Comments
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Box of Chocolates

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate.

They will kill your dog.

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Posted on September 5, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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No Advice Needed

What did got create man before he created woman?

He didn’t want to have to listen to any advice.

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Posted on August 14, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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New Issues

My wife is like a newspaper, there is a new issue every single day.

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Posted on July 29, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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