I got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card.
She is not sick or anything I just think she could get better.
Category: Sexist Jokes
Girlfriend Versus Best Friend
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Female Archaeologists
Do you know why there are so many female Archaeologists?
Women love digging up the past.
What Women Want
What does every woman in the world want?
Nothing, they’re fine.
All Tied Up
My wife was drunk one night and told me that I could tie her up and do anything I wanted.
So I tied her up and went fishing.
Women and Coffee
I like my women like I like my coffee.
From a third world country and at a reasonable price.
10 Beers
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 10 beers.
Silent Treatment
My wife hasn’t said a word to me in a week.
The best part is, she thinks it is punishment.
Marry Her
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
New Pug
I bought a pug for my wife.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.