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Evil Lessons

My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week.

I don’t know how much she charges.

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Posted on March 27, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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If I Had a Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about my wife.

I’d probably start thinking about her.

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Posted on July 18, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Part in the Play

Son: Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play. I play a man who’s been married for 25 years.

Dad: I’m sorry son, maybe next time you will get a speaking part.

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Posted on July 9, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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No Interruptions

I have not spoken to my wife for six months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Posted on June 28, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Pug Gift

I bought my wife a Pug as a present.

Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.

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Posted on May 15, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Peace and Quiet

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

I said sure and took the batteries out of the smoke detector.

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Posted on February 20, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Blonde Submarine

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

You knock on the door.

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Posted on February 19, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Get Better Soon

I got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card.

She is not sick or anything I just think she could get better.

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Posted on February 16, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Girlfriend Versus Best Friend

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

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Posted on February 12, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Female Archaeologists

Do you know why there are so many female Archaeologists?

Women love digging up the past.

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Posted on January 24, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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