I can’t stop reading articles about black holes.
They just keep pulling me in.
Category: Science Jokes
Two Types of People
There are two types of people in this world,
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Mass Confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.
Simple Physics
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that is where students have the most potential.
So Much Potential
What did the physicist say to the man who was about to jump off a building?
Don’t do it! You have so much potential.
Frozen Chemist
Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
Chemistry Teacher
It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right after all.
Alcohol is a solution.
Science Break Up
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There just wasn’t any chemistry.
Dead Chemists
What do you do with dead chemists?
Barium.
Ouch
What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
Ow, mitosis!