If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
I can’t stop reading articles about black holes.
They just keep pulling me in.
There are two types of people in this world,
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that is where students have the most potential.
What did the physicist say to the man who was about to jump off a building?
Don’t do it! You have so much potential.
Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right after all.
Alcohol is a solution.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There just wasn’t any chemistry.
What do you do with dead chemists?
Barium.