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Queen Elizabeth

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

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Posted on August 18, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Black Holes

I can’t stop reading articles about black holes.

They just keep pulling me in.

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Posted on April 11, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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Two Types of People

There are two types of people in this world,

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Posted on October 17, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Mass Confusion

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.

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Posted on May 6, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Simple Physics

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Because that is where students have the most potential.

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Posted on October 26, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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So Much Potential

What did the physicist say to the man who was about to jump off a building?

Don’t do it! You have so much potential.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Frozen Chemist

Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Chemistry Teacher

It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right after all.

Alcohol is a solution.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Science Break Up

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There just wasn’t any chemistry.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Dead Chemists

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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