If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

I can’t stop reading articles about black holes.

They just keep pulling me in.

There are two types of people in this world,

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Because that is where students have the most potential.

Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There just wasn’t any chemistry.

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium.