If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that is where students have the most potential.
What did the physicist say to the man who was about to jump off a building?
Don’t do it! You have so much potential.
Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right after all.
Alcohol is a solution.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There just wasn’t any chemistry.
What do you do with dead chemists?
What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?
Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide