To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
A lifetime ban from the petting zoo.
You put it in the blender.
My mother asked me to send out invitations to my brother’s surprise birthday party.
This is the moment I knew he was the favorite twin.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
When I applied for Australian citizenship the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”.
Somewhat surprised, I replied, “No, is that still a requirement?”.
What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a person that does not fart in public?
A private tutor!
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little.
If you bought a DeLorean, would you drive it a lot?
Or just from time to time?
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
I said sure and took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
What do you call an anxious dinosaur?
A nervous Rex.
