Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN…
They become VERY ANGRY.
You can really only stand your own.
I hope.
For Hispanic attacks!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon…
I’ll let you know.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the biggest bully?
Olive, the other reindeer.
What do you call an obese psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Imagine if the U.S. switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
It would be mass confusion.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A 4 chin teller.
I can’t believe no one has come up with a cure for anorexia yet.
I thought it would be as easy as pie.
Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
Actually, it was more of a wrap.
