To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
A lifetime ban from the petting zoo.
You put it in the blender.
This is the moment I knew he was the favorite twin.
A soccer match.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
Somewhat surprised, I replied, “No, is that still a requirement?”.
A private tutor!
Or just from time to time?
I said sure and took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
A nervous Rex.