What kind of socks do pirates favor?
Arrrrrrrgyle!
Why did the policeman smell bad?
He was on duty.
Did you hear about the archaeologist who accidentally destroyed his dig site?
His career is in ruins.
I called a rape advice hotline yesterday but they were not really helpful.
Apparently it’s only for victims.
Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?
So grown men can try to solve the problem in peace.
How did the police scare the bugs away?
They call the S.W.A.T. team.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needs a little space.
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
So they can beat the crowd.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
Patient: Doctor, I get a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?
Quick answers please.
Why was the pencil in the toilet?
It was a #2.
What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose?
Udder destruction.
Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn’t concentrate.
