My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well.
I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
How do boomers change a lightbulb?
They don’t, they just keep talking about how great the old one was
The bank robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%.
Unless you’re donating blood.
I went to the gym earlier and jumped on the treadmill.
People were giving me funny looks so I started jogging instead.
What do you call a baby queen from England?
Lady Gaga!
What did one pair of jeans say to the other pair?
That’s JEANius!
I’m so lucky my older brother told me about it.
What did the grape say when he was pinched?
Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
The police said the man can do whatever he wants in his own living room.
But her aim is steadily improving.
His friend replies, “Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?”
When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?
Quick answers please.
What’s round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle
