I was fired for sending one of my students to detention for being tardy.
Special education just wasn’t for me.
Heavy infantry.
I’m planning an event for friendless introverts.
No buddy is coming.
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Nevermind, it’s too dirty.
What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
Why is it so hard for alcoholics to become lawyers?
They can’t pass a bar.
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
Just quit my job at the helium factory.
I didn’t like my bosses tone.
Why is Peter Pan always in flight?
Because he Neverlands
Poop jokes are not my number one favorite kind of jokes.
However, they are a solid number two.
I’ve developed an irrational fear of escalators.
I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the biggest bully?
Olive, the other reindeer.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
Have you heard the Cookie Joke?
You wouldn’t like it. It is pretty crumby!
