My calculus professor was late 16 minutes for his first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes for the third.

At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

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## Category: Math Jokes

## Calculus Professor

## My Girlfriend

## A Fine Line

## The Atheist

## Math Teacher

## Just Mean

## Just Plotting

## Mass Confusion

## Generous Donation

## Math Teachers

My calculus professor was late 16 minutes for his first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes for the third.

At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Did you hear about the atheist who couldn’t use exponents?

He didn’t believe in higher powers.

Did you hear about the math teacher who is afraid of negative numbers?

She will stop at nothing to avoid them.

My girlfriend told me she thinks I’m average.

I think she is mean.

I saw my math teacher lock himself in his office last week with a piece of graph paper.

Turns out he was plotting weapons of math destruction.

Imagine if the U.S. switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

It would be mass confusion.

I won $10 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

Now I have $9,999,999.75.

What is the average math teacher like?

Mean.