The best funny happy birthday jokes that will never get old, unlike you.
What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!
- From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
- How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
- What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
- The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake!
- You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
- What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
- It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
- When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer? When it’s a pound cake.
- When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
- Happy birthday. In dog years, you’re dead.
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents.
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