Funny Fishing Jokes
Funny fishing jokes that will have you hook, line, and sinker.
- Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk!
- Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it’ll crack you up!.
- What did the fish say when he posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
- What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away.
- What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? Dam.
- There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net.
- What side of a fish has the most scales? The outside.
- Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank.
- What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.
- Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
- There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant. A couple of fish got battered.
- What country do fish come from? Finland!
- What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
- What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy.
- What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage? A perch.
- What do you call a fish without no eyes? Fsh.
- How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
- Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them.
- What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
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