Funny Fishing Jokes

Funny Fishing Jokes

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Funny fishing jokes that will have you hook, line, and sinker.

  • Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk!
  • Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it’ll crack you up!.
  • What did the fish say when he posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
  • What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away.
  • What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? Dam.
  • There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
  • Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net.
  • What side of a fish has the most scales? The outside.
  • Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank.
  • What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.
  • Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
  • There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant. A couple of fish got battered.
  • What country do fish come from? Finland!
  • What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
  • What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy.
  • What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage? A perch.
  • What do you call a fish without no eyes? Fsh.
  • How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
  • Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them.
  • What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!

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