Funny Exercise Quotes

Exercise Quotes
Here is our list of funny exercise quotes to give your funny bone a workout.

I ate healthy and exercised today.  I better wake up skinny.

Does running late count as exercise.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

I exercise in the morning, before my brain figures out what I am doing.

You are not going to get the butt you want by sitting on it.

I just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

I’m not losing weight, I’m getting rid of it.  I have no intention of ever finding it again.

I did 30 minutes on the exercise bike today.  Next time I am going to try spinning the pedals.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket for my nachos and coke?

I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is fourteen days.

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

Does sweating while you shop count as exercise?

If your dog is fat you aren’t getting enough exercise.

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does wine.  Your choice.

It is time to go to the gym and I am still walking funny from my last workout.

Sweat is fat crying.

I’m on a liquid diet.  After three drinks I don’t care what I weigh.

I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.

I’m already in shape.  Round is a shape.

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