The best funny doctor jokes sure to strike your funny bone.
- Doctor: “I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s”. Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have cancer”
- My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already.
- When does a doctor get mad? When he runs out of patients!
- Doctor: “Alcohol is a slow poison for you.” Patient: “It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.”
- Why did the banana go to the doctors office? Because he wasn’t peeling well!
- What do you call a student that got C’s all the way through med school? Hopefully not your doctor.
- The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. He was right, I had to sell my car to pay the bill.
- When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
- Where does a boat go when it’s sick? To the dock!
- A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband!
- Doctor: “Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?” Patient: “What pills?”
- What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
- I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
- Doctor: “Your recovery was a miracle!” Patient: “Thank God! Now I don’t have to pay you.”
- Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Yes, but only if you aim it well enough.
Please share your funny doctor jokes in the comments.
Doctor, “I slept with your mum”. Patient “I’m your sister”.
Doctor every time I raise my arm above my head it hurts doctor said well don’t do it then
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