Funny College Jokes

Funny College Jokes

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Funny college jokes to ease the pain of those loan repayments.

  • In high school, you can’t go out to lunch because it’s not allowed. In college, you can’t go out to lunch because you can’t afford it.
  • How many fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None. That’s what pledges are for.
  • If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.
  • I want to reenact a scene  from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
  • What do my college’s football team and pot have in common? They both get smoked in bowls!
  • Dear Board of education, we are bored of education.
  • Why is studying better than sex? You can finish early without feeling shame.
  • High school graduates: You’ve just sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time you pay for it?
  • How do you know that you have been in college too long? Your parents are running out of money!
  • What does the average student at one college get on his SAT? Drool.
  • Why don’t you see giraffes in college? Because they’re all still in High School!
  • Why did the sun skip college?  It already has a million degrees.
  • Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll in college? They required an orientation.
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
  • When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
  • We should really stop encouraging everyone to go to college.  The parking is bad enough as it is.

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