Funny Accounting Jokes

Accounting Jokes
The best accounting jokes that are sure to tax your funny bone.

  • Did you hear about the cannibal CPA? She charges an arm and a leg.
  • What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he’s boring.
  • Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
  • How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
  • Why do accountants make good lovers? They’re great with figures.
  • What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
  • Why did the auditor cross the road? Because that’s what he did last year.
  • How can you tell if you have an extroverted accountant? He looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
  • Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
  • What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
  • What happens when you lock a wild hyena and an accountant in a room? The hyena stops laughing.
  • What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular.
  • How did the accountant die? He lost his balance.
  • I’d tell you my favorite accountant joke but I don’t think you’d depreciate it.
  • What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
  • What is the definition of “accountant”? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
  • What’s an accountant’s favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey.
  • How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
  • If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”
  • What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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