Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
I went to the doctors recently.
He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”
He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
What’s the proper plural of beer?
Sixpack.
How Long Is A Chinese Name.
No seriously, it is.
I just cut my mouth on cheese.
I knew shouldn’t of bought the extra sharp cheddar.
The other day my wife ask me: “Are you even listening to me?”
That is a weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
Its like I’ve never seen herbivore.
I really hate my job as a waiter but at least it puts food on the table.