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Thyme is Cumin

I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet

But the thyme is cumin.

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Posted on April 8, 2020 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes, Pun Jokes

Italian Dessert

What’s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?

Everyone I ask can’t remember either.

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Posted on January 18, 2020 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes

Pie Rates

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $6.35.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Posted on October 11, 2019 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Clean Jokes, Food Jokes

Raisin Awareness

Lately, I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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Posted on July 30, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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A Roma

What type of tomato smells best?

A Roma

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Posted on June 12, 2019 by Jokes Comments
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My Pizza

A friend of mine had to go to the hospital today because he ate an entire pizza.

My Pizza.

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Posted on April 13, 2019 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes

3.14 Cakes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Diabetes. You get diabetes.

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Posted on April 6, 2019 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes

Spaghetti Car

I told my mother that when I’m older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.

You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

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Posted on March 8, 2019 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes, Pun Jokes

First French Fry

Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece.

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Posted on February 5, 2019 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Food Jokes

Cereal Killer

I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.

Now I’m officially a cereal killer.

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Posted on December 17, 2018 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Bad Jokes, Food Jokes

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