Lately, I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
Category: Food Jokes
A Roma
What type of tomato smells best?
A Roma
My Pizza
A friend of mine had to go to the hospital today because he ate an entire pizza.
My Pizza.
3.14 Cakes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes. You get diabetes.
Spaghetti Car
I told my mother that when I’m older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
First French Fry
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
Cereal Killer
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
No Fatty
I went to the doctors recently.
He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”
He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
Proper Plural
What’s the proper plural of beer?
Sixpack.
Chinese Name
How Long Is A Chinese Name.
No seriously, it is.