I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet
But the thyme is cumin.
I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet
But the thyme is cumin.
What’s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can’t remember either.
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $6.35.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Lately, I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
What type of tomato smells best?
A Roma
A friend of mine had to go to the hospital today because he ate an entire pizza.
My Pizza.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes. You get diabetes.
I told my mother that when I’m older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.