A friend of mine had to go to the hospital today because he ate an entire pizza.
My Pizza.
Category: Food Jokes
3.14 Cakes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes. You get diabetes.
Spaghetti Car
I told my mother that when I’m older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
First French Fry
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
Cereal Killer
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
No Fatty
I went to the doctors recently.
He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”
He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
Proper Plural
What’s the proper plural of beer?
Sixpack.
Chinese Name
How Long Is A Chinese Name.
No seriously, it is.
Sharp Cheese
I just cut my mouth on cheese.
I knew shouldn’t of bought the extra sharp cheddar.
Conversation Starter
The other day my wife ask me: “Are you even listening to me?”
That is a weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.