How Long Is A Chinese Name.
No seriously, it is.
Category: Food Jokes
Sharp Cheese
I just cut my mouth on cheese.
I knew shouldn’t of bought the extra sharp cheddar.
Conversation Starter
The other day my wife ask me: “Are you even listening to me?”
That is a weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
Notre Dame and Cheerios
What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Vegan Girlfriend
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
Its like I’ve never seen herbivore.
The Waiter
I really hate my job as a waiter but at least it puts food on the table.
Zoo Exhibit
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
Ill Banana
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was not peeling well.
Snowmen Food
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
The Vegan
Why did the vegan cross the rode?
To let the people on the other side know he was a vegan.