Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
Category: Food Jokes
Cereal Killer
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
No Fatty
I went to the doctors recently.
He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”
He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
Proper Plural
What’s the proper plural of beer?
Sixpack.
Chinese Name
How Long Is A Chinese Name.
No seriously, it is.
Sharp Cheese
I just cut my mouth on cheese.
I knew shouldn’t of bought the extra sharp cheddar.
Conversation Starter
The other day my wife ask me: “Are you even listening to me?”
That is a weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
Notre Dame and Cheerios
What’s the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Vegan Girlfriend
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
Its like I’ve never seen herbivore.
The Waiter
I really hate my job as a waiter but at least it puts food on the table.