I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet
But the thyme is cumin.
Category: Food Jokes
Italian Dessert
What’s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can’t remember either.
Pie Rates
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $6.35.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Raisin Awareness
Lately, I have been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
A Roma
What type of tomato smells best?
A Roma
My Pizza
A friend of mine had to go to the hospital today because he ate an entire pizza.
My Pizza.
3.14 Cakes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes. You get diabetes.
Spaghetti Car
I told my mother that when I’m older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
First French Fry
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?
It was cooked in Greece.
Cereal Killer
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.