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New Restaurant

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There is no menu, you get what you deserve.

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Posted on December 19, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Lost Wallet

I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it and I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”

So I turned it into wine.

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Posted on September 18, 2018 by Jokes Comments
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Cemetery Gates

Why is there a gate around most cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Posted on October 6, 2017October 8, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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The Alien

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Flamingo

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Alien Shoes

How did the space alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Dumbest Jungle Animal

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Tree Users

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Jumping Kangaroo

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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Bank Branches

If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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Posted on September 1, 2017 by Jokes Comments
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