Why is the word “Dark” spelled with the letter “K” and not the letter “C”?
Because you can’t “C” in the dark.
Category: Corny Jokes
Dad Joke
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
Round Table
Who designed King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference.
Sound Technician
I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Rubbing Oranges
What do you get when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp friction.
Vicious Cycle.
I get hit by the same bike every morning on my walk to work.
It’s a vicious cycle.
Gym Treadmill
I went to the gym earlier and jumped on the treadmill.
People were giving me funny looks so I started jogging instead.
Diet Trouble
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet?
A desserter.
Award Winning Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Two Drums and a Cymbal
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Ba-dum Tish!