I’m not going to say my wife is a bad cook but she does use the smoke alarm as a timer.
Category: Corny Jokes
French Hunger Games
What do they call the hunger games in France?
Battle royale with cheese.
Mr. T’s Tesla
Why does Mr. T drive a Tesla?
Because he pities the fuel.
Insufficient Funds
They really should stock ATM’s better.
I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.
Hippie Wife
What do you call a hippies’ wife?
Mississippi
Defibrillator Fail
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.
Bet when it does, no one is shocked.
Past Tents
Did you know you can’t run in campgrounds?
You can only ran, because it’s past tents
Mailman Joke
What’s the key to making a good mailman joke?
The delivery.
Like a God
People treat me like god.
They ignore my existence until they need something.
A Lot of Cars
How many cars does it take to fill up a parking garage?
A lot.