There isn’t really much training for garbagemen.
They just sort of pick things up as they go.
Category: Corny Jokes
Weapons Collection
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Paranoia
I forgot to give my book on paranoia back to the library and now they’re after me.
Flat Earther
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is…
Sphere itself.
How I Roll
Sometimes, I will squat to the floor, hug my legs, and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.
Deathbed Advice
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
Push and Pull.
Blue and Light
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much?
Light blue.
The Dark
Why is the word “Dark” spelled with the letter “K” and not the letter “C”?
Because you can’t “C” in the dark.
Dad Joke
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
Round Table
Who designed King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference.