One time I debated a flat earthier.

He got so mad that he stormed off saying that he would walk to the edge of the earth just to prove me wrong. He’ll come around eventually

What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

I have never been caught in a traffic jelly.

What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe!

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine.

Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

Do you remember when I told you about my spine issue?

It was about a week back.

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

I Just called the tinnitus hotline.

It didn’t stop ringing.

Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!

It’s not stroganoff.