Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.
Her: Do you win many races?
Me: No, the cars are much faster.
Category: Corny Jokes
Tinnitus Hotline
I Just called the tinnitus hotline.
It didn’t stop ringing.
Mermaid Math
What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
An algae bra.
Stroganoff
Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!
It’s not stroganoff.
Pirate’s Least Favorite Letter
What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
Your Internet Provider
Racing Snail
I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it would make it go any faster
It just made it more sluggish.
My Wish
Genie: What is your final wish?
Me: I wish I were you!
Genue: Weurd but alrught.
Flat Earther
My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-earther.
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
Got Gas
Today I got gas for only $1.29.
Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.
E.T.
What’s E.T. short for?
Because he is got small legs.