What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet?
A desserter.
Category: Corny Jokes
Award Winning Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Two Drums and a Cymbal
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Ba-dum Tish!
Dad Jokes
I don’t often tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
Saw It
Did you know I can cut down a tree just by looking at it?
It’s the truth, I saw it with my own eyes.
Friendless Introverts
I’m planning an event for friendless introverts.
No buddy is coming.
Christmas Fridge
Yesterday I bought my wife a fridge for Christmas.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Protesting Monks
Why are monks so good at protesting?
The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.
Smoke Alarm
I’m not going to say my wife is a bad cook but she does use the smoke alarm as a timer.
French Hunger Games
What do they call the hunger games in France?
Battle royale with cheese.