I just discovered that the word “nothing” is a palindrome…
Backwards it spells “gnihton”, which also means nothing.
I just discovered that the word “nothing” is a palindrome…
Backwards it spells “gnihton”, which also means nothing.
Student: Are “well” and “actually” both single-syllable words?
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no.
A fortune teller told me I’d suffer awful heart break in 12 years.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
My professor accused me of plagiarizing
His words, not mine.
I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It”
Too many Maine characters.
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, “How can I stop my addiction?”
Wife: whatever means necessary.
Me: No it doesn’t.
Finland have just closed their borders.
Which means no one can cross the finish line.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.