A lady accidentally locked herself out of her car just outside of Boston.
Luckily, a passing soldier notices her and assures her that he can help. First, he takes off his pants. He then rolls them into a ball and rubs them against the car handle.
Almost immediately, the car door unlocks.
“That was amazing! How did you do that?” The woman asks.
“Well, it’s simple”, the soldier replies, “these are my khakis.”