State Capitals

One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”

One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”

“N,” she answered.


A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

“All blonde girls are dumb!”, shouts a guy in the back of the class.

“Sony!”, yells the blonde girl in the front.

Barking Dog

A man and his blonde wife are lying in bed trying to sleep but the neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking.

The blonde decides she has had enough. She jumps out of bed ans says, “I’m not going to listen to that dog bark all night in the neighbor’s backyard”. She goes downstairs and after several minutes she returns to bed.

When she gets to bed the husband says, “Honey, the dog is still barking, what did you do down there?”. The blonde replies, “I put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how they like it!”