What’s the worst thing about going to a vegan BBQ?
The screaming.
Category: Bad Jokes
The Difference
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Pooped My Pants
I just pooped my pants.
Which is really strange because I don’t remember eating them.
From the Playground
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Pit bull coming from a children’s playground.
Advice Hotline
I called a rape advice hotline yesterday but they were not really helpful.
Apparently it’s only for victims.
Russian Bread
Did you know that the Soviet Union made the best bread in history?
It has to be true, people would wait in line for days just to get some.
Veganism and Communism
Veganism is like Communism.
They are both fine, unless you like food.
Pregnant Girlfriend
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I started crying.
I know what it is like to grow up without a father.
Like Chocolate
Police are like a box of chocolate.
They will kill your dog.
Russian Programmer
What do you call a Russian programmer?
Computin.