What can coronavirus do that the United States government can’t?

Stop school shootings.

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

I guess China finally got what they wanted/

They managed to coronise the world.

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts:

Leave me the Fu Cologne.

Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?

All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.

My wife and I share a sense of humor.

We have to. She doesn’t have one.

You don’t need a parachute to skydive.

You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Why are Americans so stupid?

Because it’s only the ones who skip school who survive.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye.

It turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.