What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?
Flashbacks.
Category: Bad Jokes
Titanic Joke
What do the Titanic and the movie Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you get?
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A person that stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Barely Spoken
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
Glass Coffins
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Upset Hipsters
I really upset a couple of people today by calling them hipsters.
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
Defending Paris
How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
Know one knows, it hasn’t been done before.
The Difference
What’s the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One is an elephant.
Pyromaniacs
I asked my Dad if we are pyromaniacs and he replied, “Yes, we arson”.
Won’t Drink Anymore
Today I finally decided I won’t drink anymore.
I won’t drink any less either.