What can coronavirus do that the United States government can’t?
Stop school shootings.
What can coronavirus do that the United States government can’t?
Stop school shootings.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
I guess China finally got what they wanted/
They managed to coronise the world.
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts:
Leave me the Fu Cologne.
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.
My wife and I share a sense of humor.
We have to. She doesn’t have one.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive.
You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Why are Americans so stupid?
Because it’s only the ones who skip school who survive.
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye.
It turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.
My girlfriend got sick to her stomach when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
She loved that cat.