Why does Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Category: Bad Jokes
Last Relationship
My last relationship ended because I wouldn’t open the car door for her.
Instead I just swam for the surface.
Making Poetry
My friends told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.
They couldn’t be more wrong, so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase.
Straight Lines
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Helen Keller
Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Peeing in the Shower
Why do men pee in the shower?
Because peeing in the bath would just be gross.
Gender Equality
Why is every gender equality officer female?
Because it is cheaper.
Cereal Killer
I just sat down on a box of corn flakes.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
The Widow
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Riot Police
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
So they can beat the crowd.