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Confederate Flat

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

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Posted on March 3, 2021 by Jokes Comments
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Broken Gorilla

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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Posted on October 8, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Next to Nothing

I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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Posted on August 26, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Going Far

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“

I said, “This catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

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Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Rob a Bank

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

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Posted on August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Dark Knight

Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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Posted on July 29, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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No Sun

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun.

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Posted on July 28, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Karen

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

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Posted on July 20, 2020 by Jokes Comments
Posted in Bar Jokes

Crying Girl

I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

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Posted on July 14, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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Poor Musician

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Posted on July 7, 2020 by Jokes Comments
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