What’s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can’t remember either.
Kids Names
I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.
State Capitals
One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”
“N,” she answered.
More Stupid
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
His Story
My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
Learning English
There’s only 1 rule in learning English
1.) Their our know rules
Redneck Murders
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.
Busty Crustacean
What’s the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Zookeeper
I just lost my job as a zookeeper.
In my defense there were signs everywhere saying “please don’t feed the animals”.
Scared Dogs
Why are dogs afraid to go to space?
Because of the vacuum.