Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
No Sun
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
No sun.
Karen
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Crying Girl
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Poor Musician
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Smelly
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
“Between you and me it stinks in here”
Karate Class
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
2020 Won
We cannot allow this year to end,
That would be admitting that 2021.
Protests
Why do police get to protests early?
To beat the crowd.
Task Manager
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.