Two windmills are in a field.
One windmill says to the other, “What type of music do you like?”
The other windmill replies, “Well I’m a big metal fan”
Mom Wanted a Daughter
I still remember when my mom used to tuck me in as a kid.
Man she really wanted a daughter.
Tough on Greece
Why don’t people get up early in Athens?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Luftwaffe Mechanic
My grandfather killed over 30 German pilots in World War II.
He was the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.
My Roomate
My roommate claims that I’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him though, I don’t have a roommate.
For Money
I’ve done some terrible things for money.
Like getting up early to go to work.
Second Date with Bill Cosby
How does a woman greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date?
“So nice to meet you.”
The Office
I just got a new job as a security guard. My boss told me that my main job is to watch the office.
I’m on season 4 so far, but I’m not sure what this has to do with security.
Dark Humor
Dark humor is like clean water.
Not everyone gets it
A Roma
What type of tomato smells best?
A Roma