Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7 8.
Balance Check
I saw a man at the ATM the other day standing on one leg.
When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, “just checking my balance”.
Vietnam
What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?
Flashbacks.
Two Types of People
There are two types of people in this world,
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Insufficient Funds
They really should stock ATM’s better.
I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.
No Chauffeur
I just spent $200 renting a limo when I found out that does not include the drive.
I can’t believe I spent all that money with nothing with nothing to chauffeur it.
Hippie Wife
What do you call a hippies’ wife?
Mississippi
Titanic Joke
What do the Titanic and the movie Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
10 Beers
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 10 beers.
Like Farts
Children are like farts.
You can really only stand your own.