In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $6.35.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
MAILMEN
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
They become VERY ANGRY
Well, Actually
Where does a man-splainer get his water from?
From a well, actually.
Stolen Tesla
What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
Mermaid Math
What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
An algae bra.
Stroganoff
Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!
It’s not stroganoff.
Staggering
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Stupid Americans
Why are Americans so stupid?
Because it’s only the ones who skip school who survive.
Religion VS Cult
What’s the difference between a religion and a cult?
In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense.
In a religion that person is dead.
Muggy Oustide
My wife walks into the kitchen
Me: it sure is muggy outside
Wife: if you put all the mugs on the porch I’m leaving you
Sips coffee out of bowl