What did got create man before he created woman?
He didn’t want to have to listen to any advice.
Quick Trial
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.
Jedi Master
Why did the Jedi kill his master?
To get to the other side.
The Waiter
I really hate my job as a waiter but at least it puts food on the table.
Blood Donation
I tried to donate some blood yesterday but they asked too many questions.
Like “Who’s blood is this?” and “Where did you get it?”.
A Talk
Why did the stingray start a conversation with the SCUBA diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk!
New Issues
My wife is like a newspaper, there is a new issue every single day.
Mood Ring
I lost my mood ring the other day and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.
Vegan Vampire
How do you kill a vegan vampire?
With a steak to the heart.
On the Fence
My wife hates it when the woman next door sunbaths topless.
As for me, I’m still on the fence.